Hello, and welcome to the 2014 "Middle Watch" Summer blog!
This year, for the first Summer in about seven years, "Middle Watch" will not be heading off on a long Summer Adventure, but will remain tied up on home berth in Yarmouth harbour here on The Isle of Wight. This is because its skipper is waiting to be called for some surgery in the next couple of months, and this will be followed by another couple of months recuperation.
However, a stay in the lovely harbour of Yarmouth with all its bustle and nearby attractions is a delight in itself, and with all the comforts of home just a mile away, it will be a fabulous way to spend a Summer enjoying also the company of friends, family and visitors.
Although there will be no foreign ports or new sights to blog about, the skipper has embarked on a "literary" project - another book, which will follow up on "Rhymes, Songs, and Scribbles", published privately in 2012.
The new book will be based on so-called "Tomisms", which are the quips and tips formulated during a working life in management, and which have been quoted time and time again to the unfortunate victims the author felt in need of advice. But, since the term "Tomism" might be too self-indulgent, even for me, I have re-christened them as "Managems", since their purpose is to distil the essence of management training into memorable epigrams for their given situation.
Here is the first example, which illustrates the conflict between "Look before you leap", and "he who hesitates is lost":
The Journey of a Thousand Miles....
The journey of a thousand miles
(Confucius used to say)
Needs only just a single step
To get you under way.
Confucius, yes, was very wise
And still that wisdom sticks,
But yet he missed the concept
That you need a double-six
But those of us of recent times
Brought up in Western ways
Have learned the rules of Ludo
Which we played from childhood days
And there we learned, frustratingly,
(Though sometimes losing heart)
You have to throw a double six
Before you get to start.
Yes, some conditions must be met
Before you start to run
Like athletes, we must learn to wait
Until we’ve heard the gun
The double-six in life can be
Disguised or out of view
But those who make a foolish start
Must plan to start anew.
So, bearing this in mind, from now
We all must understand
The Journey of a thousand Miles
Begins with - first - A PLAN.